Freelance Copywriter (USA)

Alright, folks.

We’re hunting for copywriters who can actually be funny. Not “office happy-hour funny,” but real humor. The kind that doesn’t make people fake-laugh while questioning their life choices.

This is a contract gig with a real deadline and the chance to keep working with us down the line.

If your best punchline is “TGIF,” please exit stage left.

You’ll be working on a project that mixes sports, humor, and creative writing. Think of it less like “writing from scratch” and more like refining, curating, and punching up material—basically acting as the creative director of some raw content. Your job: sharpen the jokes, cut the fluff, and add your own spice.

Here’s the twist: the project hasn’t officially launched yet, so you won’t find much about us - 100 Reasons Why. That’s on purpose. If mysterious, under-the-radar cool doesn’t scare you, keep reading.

But here’s the catch: you actually need to know and love one of these:

• MLB
• NFL
• F1
• UFC
• NHL

We’re hiring multiple people. Each copywriter gets one sport, so pick your battlefield wisely.

If you can’t name who’s overrated in your sport of choice without Googling, we’re not a match. Bonus points if your sarcasm is as sharp as your grammar.

WHEN YOU APPLY, SPECIFY THE LEAGUE YOU WANT TO CONQUER: NFL, MLB, F1, UFC, OR NHL.

Timeline’s reasonable. You’ll have a couple of months to get the first project out the door, with more work later if the chemistry’s right.

If that’s you, slide into our DMs.

This is 100% remote. Location doesn’t matter – Planet Earth preferred. But hey, if you’re an astronaut currently orbiting in a tin can, we’ll make it work.

We’ll only contact candidates who actually fit the profile. Sorry, we can’t call everyone. And yes, we know that sucks.